“If you see my dog at the McDonald’s, quit feeding her fat ass”
Dogs like burgers just as much as we do, we really can’t blame them for that. Juicy meat, lovely bread - yes please, in the gob, immediately. So it would stand to reason that if they could, dogs would head to McDonald’s in droves, for the burgers, to eat them.
Which is exactly what a dog over in the US (where there are loads of McDonald’s) has been doing, right under her owner’s nose. Betsy Reyes, from Oklahoma City, owns a dog called Princess who is making an almost nightly pilgrimmage to the local McDonald’s, where she pretends to be a stray in order to get free food. Very good girl.
Betsy posted the following message on Facebook to warn customers of getting duped by a literal dog and parting with their food:
“If you see my dog @ the McDonald’s on shields, quit feeding her fat ass bc she don’t know how to act & be leaving the house all the time to go walking to McDonald’s at night. She’s not even a stray dog. She’s just a gold diggin ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers”
She also caught the dog red-pawed, by following her down there and filming the whole sorry act:
This is not a bad dog in any sense of the word though - there is absolutely no denying that this is a good dog, through-and-through. Getting food for free? It’s what we all strive for, isn’t it?
Last time we turned up in a McDonald’s car park and asked someone in their car for a bite of their burger, they called the police, so props for this dog for finding a way around that. Well done indeed.