This, we envision, is the train of thought chugging through the minds heads of stoners across America right now, following possible news of munchies-curing proportions.
Burger King has just teased the Whopperrito: a mashup of the firm’s flame-grilled cheeseburger and a burrito, it would see all the toppings of a Whopper – cheese, meat lettuce, tomato, pickle – as well as its meaty goodness, neatly wrapped inside a tortilla.
It’s not the first time BK has looked to shake things up with a calorific crossbreed. Just last year the company asked rivals McDonald’s to bury the hatchet and make the McWhopper, which execs over at the Golden Arches stubbornly refused - the clowns.
We’ve a better feeling about this fast food hybrid mind. And if they are worried about market risk, they can always ask to go halves with Taco Bell.