Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity, To cop a cursory glance at Jon Snow’s dick. In one moment. Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Consider this before you judge chart-dominating, red-headed pop supremo Ed Sheeran for what you’re about to learn.
Kit Harington (who plays the aforementioned Jon Snow in Game of Thrones for the three people on earth who don’t know that already) was on James Corden’s The Late Late Show this week, and he had an interesting story about how he became friends with Sheeran.
It all revolves around a urinal.
“We had an odd first meeting,” Harington said, audience hanging off every word.
“I was in a men's urinal taking a piss. You know, sometimes a guy comes up next to you and sort of does a double take while you're taking a piss.
“And then he looks back forward, and then he looks at your todger, and then he looks back at you and says, 'Are you Jon Snow?' That was Ed Sheeran.”
No Kit, unfortunately none of us can relate to that last part, but we know where you’re coming from. Corden asked the star how he reacted, to which he replied: “I nearly said 'F**k off mate', but it's Ed Sheeran. And now we are friends.”
What a nice ending, right? A few awkward looks, the unmistakable stench of a urinal cake flowing in and out of their four combined nostrils, but in the end – a friendship.
It’s not clear whether the pair will get on so famously when Sheeran makes his much-anticipated GoT cameo appearance. Knowing the world’s biggest TV show, if their paths do cross in Westeros, it’s just as likely that it’ll end with one of them having their penis sliced clean off. Hold that thought.