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Big Narstie presented the weather this morning and obviously it was incredible

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Big Narstie presenting the weather is the greatest

Get Big Narstie on your show, and you know you’re getting gold - it’s an industry rule now, people are finally wising up to it. Michael Dapaah might be the young upstart, but Narstie is the original funny man of grime - and now, it seems, the original weather man of grime.

The BDL head honcho appeared on Good Morning Britain to treat us to his very own personal weather report, alongside a chuckling Alex Beresford, the usual reporter.

As such, we were greeted not with the standard “icy winds”, “warm fronts” and “cold snaps” - but instead we had “Blitzkrieg, double up, double up, double up”, “Wellies, mud-fest, anyone who’s got pets, no say you’re gonna be getting bare mud in your yard” and “Edinburgh, peak times”. And the rest - watch it unfold below:

Essentially, it’s the kind of weather report I want to see - I know that bad things will be falling from the sky (this is England) so I’d rather I had it delivered to me in an easily-digestible, upbeat manner, thanks. Don’t need getting upset that early in the morning - it sort of ruins the day. Hire Big Narstie, is what I’m trying to say - sorry Alex.

Seems the internet agrees, too:

Just look at all the emojis up there - sign the internet likes something, those are. So yeah, someone that can be arsed - please set up a change.org petition to get Big Narstie a permanant weather spot, if you wouldn’t mind. Cheers!

(Image: Rex)

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Shortlist writer and "the least woke person in the office", Gary Ogden, likes horror movies, Cheestrings, tapping his leg under the desk, "having a drink", hiding from responsibility, screaming into the mirror whenever he is alone, and assorted other things. Mainly the screaming thing though. @garyblogden

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