Get Big Narstie on your show, and you know you’re getting gold - it’s an industry rule now, people are finally wising up to it. Michael Dapaah might be the young upstart, but Narstie is the original funny man of grime - and now, it seems, the original weather man of grime.
The BDL head honcho appeared on Good Morning Britain to treat us to his very own personal weather report, alongside a chuckling Alex Beresford, the usual reporter.
As such, we were greeted not with the standard “icy winds”, “warm fronts” and “cold snaps” - but instead we had “Blitzkrieg, double up, double up, double up”, “Wellies, mud-fest, anyone who’s got pets, no say you’re gonna be getting bare mud in your yard” and “Edinburgh, peak times”. And the rest - watch it unfold below:
Essentially, it’s the kind of weather report I want to see - I know that bad things will be falling from the sky (this is England) so I’d rather I had it delivered to me in an easily-digestible, upbeat manner, thanks. Don’t need getting upset that early in the morning - it sort of ruins the day. Hire Big Narstie, is what I’m trying to say - sorry Alex.
Seems the internet agrees, too:
can i have big narstie present the weather every morning please n thanks— holly🍒 (@Voodoo_Childdd) January 16, 2018
Just look at all the emojis up there - sign the internet likes something, those are. So yeah, someone that can be arsed - please set up a change.org petition to get Big Narstie a permanant weather spot, if you wouldn’t mind. Cheers!