Are you the sort of person who thinks Kevin Costner’s Waterworld would have been infinitely better received had it featured more boisterous Glaswegians and sixpacks of Carling? Then you’ve come to the right place.
Looking like a distant dystopian future where mankind is forced to survive on waterway booze cruises when the polar ice caps melt, this video captures the moment two boatloads of rival Celtic and Rangers meet each other at sea in Turkey.
With both factions appearing to be in the holiday spirit, it was all rather nice (read: no cannons were fired), playing out part Monty Python part, part Pirates of the Caribbean as the two sets of fans waved their flags and jumped around.
We suspect relations will be a lot less amicable when the next Old Firm fixture takes place.