We once met a brilliant dog, in a park, called Benny. His owner informed us that his full name was actually Benny Blanco From The Bronx and pointed out that this was even engraved, in its entirety, on his collar.
What's rather sad-making is that we never bumped into this incredibly cool canine ever again.
What's happy-making, and is loosely related, is that we've created this Carlito's Way quiz to test your knowledge of the 1993 classic, that featured the Bronx-based gangster in his original, almost as cool guise.
You take the quiz, we'll go and sit on the park bench for another ten hours. Waiting. Hoping.