Let’s throw everything at the wall and if at least one shark sticks, then excellent
Loadsa sharks, everywhere - all coming down from the sky in the zoomy wind and being all bitey and chompy, how exciting. That’s how the first Sharknado was pitched in an executive’s office, I think. And now there have been five whole films about sharks in a tornado. There is also another one, a sixth one, that will be coming out. A sixth film about some shark in a big gust of wind, is coming out. And this one now has dinosaurs in it. Because where do you go once you’ve dealt with all the windy sharks? You go to the dinosaurs.
Yep, the sixth film in the ‘franchise’ is called The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time, shamelessly nicking the subtitle of the sixth Amityville Horror film (sue!). Anyway, yeah, they go back in time in this one to stop the first shark-tornado, and so obviously now there are - as already mentioned - dinosaurs.
Here’s the nonsense trailer:
That’s a lot, right there. A lot to take in. Dragon sharks, on-fire sharks, robot sharks, surfing sharks, the whole lot.
It also stars your favourite cast of Sharknado veterans: Tara Reid, Cassandra Scerbo, Jonathan Bennett, Vivica A. Fox, Ian Ziering and Tori Spelling.
SyFy sum it up as this:
“In the ending moments of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, Fin was seen wandering alone on Earth after it was destroyed.
“Now he must travel back in time to stop the Sharknado that started it all. Will Fin and the gang be able to set everything right and save the world once and for all?”
EXCITED? No worries if not - not sure who is anymore if we’re totally honest.