I thought I was bored with all this superhero stuff, I really did. So many superheroes, just so many of them - I’d checked out, not bothered, next. But then. I saw. The trailer. For Avengers: Infinity War and I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT BORED OF THEM, IT TURNS OUT.
I am extremely into them, in almost every possible way. I want to see this film an extreme amount, a heinous amount, a downright despicable amount.
Please, join me in agreement as you watch this trailer:
Did you scream? Are you currently screaming? I’m an adult man, and I did. I am. I’ve got a disciplinary over it and everything. You know when people tweet “I’m screaming”? Well they never actually are, are they? I am. I’ve got my head aimed at the ceiling, and I am screaming as loud as I can. They’ve called an ambulance. I am starting to regret it. Not going to stop though.
The film is out 26 April, and I will be seeing it, providing I am let into the cinema, and not in jail for causing a public nuisance.