What a time to be alive.
Having been blitzed by fresh Star Wars, warring Batman vs Superma, teasers for The Hateful Eight, promising signs from Ant-Man, and familiar noises from Terminator Genisys [sic], you'd think the film studios would kick back for a week and watch the YouTube stats roll in.
A new trailer for summer's other blockbuster (they're running out of weekends to slot them into) Jurassic World has just stormed into view, unveiling new action from the attraction that's destined to fail.
Chris Pratt's Owen Grady is on hand with a constant "I told you so" advice, as the titular World falls into predictable chaos when the DNA-tweaked dino begins to run amok.
Grab a glass of water, and prepare to watch the ripples.
Jurassic World will be in cinemas from 11 June