Films

Check out Tom Hardy in three new exclusive clips from 'Venom'

Posted by
Shortlist Team
Published
Every Spider-Man spin-off in development after Venom

Ahead of Venom’s release on 5 October, here are three exclusive clips of Tom Hardy in action

Venom is out next week, and we’ll finally be able to see exactly how they’re going to do a Spider-Manless Venom movie. Intriguing is the word, here - they appear to have got the design right, which was everyone’s biggest worry, so hopefully the rest of it follows suit. SUIT. Get it, because it’s sort of a suit? We presume your silence is because of internal laughter - laughter so strong that should your lips part it would smash all the windows.

Anyway, ahead of the release date we’ve got three new juicy clips for you. 

Well, two juicy clips and one clip that doesn’t have Venom in it, so is therefore not juicy. Really, when you think about it, do you want to watch a clip of Tom Hardy doing a weird accent and resolutely not turning into Venom? No, you do not, but in the interests of being comprehensive, here is a clip displaying exactly that:

Now, would you like to see Tom Hardy transforming into Venom and decking a load of idiots? Would you like to see him in his full glory, big tight hairless butt and all? Well, here you go - this is much more like it:

Oooh yeah, that’s the good stuff. So here’s another one, if you can handle it:

There he is, doing his thang, wiping the floor with bad (good?) guys, and doing his flicky tongue like he likes to do, the naughty fellow. This film looks like it’ll be much better when it’s not just “reporter Eddie Brock getting to the bottom of things” and instead it’s his big alien suit taking over and smashing things up, doesn’t it? 

Nobody wants to watch a film about a journalist - they’re the worst, most boring people on the planet. Unless they can turn into screaming, unpredictable and violent psychopaths, of course. 

Actually, suppose you could just set it in the mid-week progress meeting. Same thing.

Venom is in UK cinemas 5 October 2018

Get ShortList Daily straight to your inbox for free

(Image: 20th Century Fox)

Topics

Share this article

Author

Shortlist Team

Recommended by Shortlist Team

  • Films

    According to China, Venom would make an adorable boyfriend

    It’s… quite a marketing strategy

    Posted by
    Shortlist Team
    Published
  • Films

    Every Spider-Man spin-off in development after Venom

    Read about them here... on the WEB

    Posted by
    Mike Rampton
    Published
  • Films

    Everything we know so far about Tom Hardy's ultra-hyped 'Venom' movie

    And some stuff you don't need to know but might just want to

    Posted by
    Mike Rampton
    Published

Other people read

More from Films

More from Shortlist Team