Here’s everything you need to feast your eyes on for the weekend of 2nd December
Another weekend, another weekend off the booze - well done you, you’ve made it two weeks without going out now, the embarrassment of ‘the incident’ still raw, but fading. Give yourself another weekend in doing wholesome things like watching films and eating ice cream, and then maybe have two pints as a treat next week. You’ve earned it.
Anyway, here’s what to watch this weekend, sober:
New at ‘The Pictures’
'Most Beautiful Island'
'The Muppet Christmas Carol'
New on Netflix
On the good old-fashioned idiot box
'The Sex Robots Are Coming'
'Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films'
Enjoy your stupid weekend, you big not-going-out nerd!