The funniest responses to JK Rowling's Harry Potter revelations
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Say bye to the bad guy
Barack's got you covered
Phil Hilton sheds his ice-cold facade to preach about wailing at literature
To be rude, or not to be rude, that is the question…
War is hell, but also generally a hell of a read...
He is a billionaire after all
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but how much is a million words worth?
Where there are alienated teenagers there will be novelists not far behind
The streaming giant's world domination continues
Barney Farmer talks cakes, writing and booze
How many books have you started and then just lost interest?
‘A book being written is a baby resisting its own birth’
No fourth season yet, but this looks promising
Author Leo Benedictus on the repercussions of secret listening
Can you spot them all?
Has anyone at 'The Sun' read a book?
"Not Slytherin... not Slytherin"
This could be a great series
He's George R. R. Startin' to take the piss
Read this book, become a millionaire
Willy Vlautin spins a yarn just for you
Anyone for a round of Bizzumbaw?
And they know what they're talking about
Here's how to improve on 2017
"Harry tore his eyes from his head and threw them into the forest"
I... don't think they liked it
When he dies, which five animals would Brian Blessed most like to return as?
How many have you read?
From nursery right up until your fiery death
Time for Mr Greedy to hit the gym
How can they ban such a classic?
She clearly didn't read it first
5-year-old me is so shocked right now
A welcome return for one of the most gloriously depraved characters ever
Find out something new about the King of horror
They say to never judge a book by its c- you get the idea
Every single one is perfect
Flatter than Discworld itself
Get your head spinning
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He brought joy to millions of childhoods
So the saying doesn't go
But it doesn't work the other way
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