13 times the words "not actual size" ripped out our hearts and stomped on them

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Amelia Tait

There are three words in the English language that when placed together are crueler than any others.

"Guacamole costs extra."

This article isn't about those words, though. In fact, we probably shouldn't have mentioned them.

This article is about things-that-look-like-they're-one-size-being-another-size; it's about disappointment; it's about the day you became a man. 


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Amelia Tait

Amelia Tait is Shortlist's online features editor. Follow her on Twitter @ameliargh 

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