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PornHub might have just won 'Best Christmas Advert'

PornHub wants to wish you a happy XXXmas. 

The purveyor of adult entertainment is advertising its new PornHub Premium service with a surprisingly 'safe for work' advert for its personalised gift card offerings: the most "touching" gift you can give this Christmas. 

Ripe for innuendo (stuff the turkey, pull the cracker, jingle the bells - we're not even trying), PornHub's ad avoids any trips into muck. It doesn't even talk about the Premium service, which offers "exclusive full length HD adult titles available in crisp 1080p resolution".

Best not attempt giving your granddad a subscription. The shock might be a bit much. 

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