"Meet you at the volcano for a battle to the death around half one?"
"Ah I've got lunch plans - okay if we push it back a bit?"
We'd like to think this is the sort of exchange that led up to Tekken 7's new opening footage, but it's probably something much more complex with murdered parents and sworn vengeance.
Set to hit Japanese arcades in a matter of weeks, Namco Bandai has turned up the heat (literally) on the seventh instalment of its legendary fighting game. It's muscular, high-impact and rippling with everything you've come to love this brawler for - but now in shiny HD.
Now, what's the button sequence to open up a laser beam third eye...
Tekken 7 is set to arrive on consoles in March