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Pokémon GO porn is now a thing

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Squirtle. Jigglypuff. Wigglytough. Pokéball. Slowpoke. Cubone.

Just some of the Pokémon terms we'd expect to be rinsed with innuendo in Poke a Ho: Misty - a Pokémon GO porn parody film by HoloGirlsVR.

Because in the world of adult entertainment, no childhood memory is sacred. 

The description for the 35-minute film (we've not watched it) outlines that it's been shot in 220-degree VR, giving you an immersive adult experience/scaring. 

It stars Penny Pax (we're guessing that's not her real name) as Misty, attempting to catch Pokémon with her phone app, Pokémon HO.

"As she continues on her journey, she encounters what she thinks is a rare Pokemon. It turns out to be a human she is well acquainted with, and reveals who this special guy is at the very end." Inevitably it ends up with her having sex. We don't understand how either. 

If you need us, we'll be sitting in a dark corner, weeping over a Game Boy. 

[Via: Mashable]

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