Good morning, today you are angry about a puzzle.
OK well, you’re not angry yet, but you will be. I don’t want to tell you how to feel or anything, but you will be angry, I promise you, because we all secretly kind of love getting needlessly angry about pointless shit, and this puzzle falls very much into that category.
What it is, right, is a Super Mario puzzle. A Super Mario puzzle with 1,000 pieces. So far, so OK. Puzzles are good – they’re one of those things that seem deathly boring until you actually start doing it, when you realise you’re actually having fun and are slowly getting obsessed to the point that, in the end, you feel incomplete as a human being until you have finished the puzzle – until there is a little jigsawed-together picture of a cottage with a pretty garden sitting on the table in front of you. Then you discover there’s a piece missing.
The problem is with this specific Super Mario puzzle – this specific Super Mario puzzle is the stupidest fucking puzzle I have ever seen in my life. Here it is. Look at it.
Here it is again, because look at it.
It’s red. Almost all of it is just… red. This puzzle is definitely impossible, but even if, for some fucked up reason, you decided to complete it, it would be totally unsatisfying, because what you have created at the end is just… red.
The most important question I have about this puzzle is who created it, but I also want to know why anyone would do a puzzle of a video game. Either play the video game or do a puzzle. Do not do a puzzle of the video game. That makes no sense. Stop it.
Obviously there are plenty of human on the internet who are angry about this puzzle they are never going to buy, because that is how the world works.
1/2 of the puzzle is red— Dis-Sm-BUDO is dead☕ (@generic_sucks) July 12, 2017
you have to choose the correct red HAHAHA— Caroline (@ccaroles_) July 12, 2017
Plus there isn't even any variation it's just flat red— Chomp (@NotChompBtw) July 13, 2017
Plus his hat just fukin fades into the red you can't see the top of it— Havoc (@Havoc3001) July 13, 2017
Anyway, if you want to buy this stupid-ass puzzle you can do so from ThinkGeek for $19.99, which at today’s exchange rate is roughly £19.99. Enjoy.