Sure, you're pretty handy at Call of Duty. Great, in fact. You know your way around Combine like it was part of your postcode and you're handy in a game of Zombies.
But we don't want you on our team. Sorry. We want Calum 'Swanny' Swan - a pro eSports player for team Millennium who recently triumphed in the Call of Duty World League stage one final in Cologne.
Following his win, Swanny provided ShortList.com with a series of tips and insights into how the 'average' (it's okay, we know you're better than most) player can improve their Call of Duty skills. From button layouts to weapon choices, here's how to get an edge on your game.