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11 signs you're the worst kind of FIFA player

Fraudulent. Crooked. The embodiment of evil.
 
If you thought the people who run FIFA were bad, try encountering some of the players on the beloved game series from which it owes its name. These descriptions don't even do their heinous actions justice.

Then again, online or offline, even the most seasoned gamers aren't exempt from exploiting the dark (electronic) arts.

But just how many are you guilty of? Could you be a bigger monster than you thought?

Here are the biggest no-nos.

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