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20 of the craziest questions people ask Google

Just imagine being Google.

Every day, people across the globe are firing ridiculous questions at you, one after the other, leaving to you to mutter quietly, "Seriously? You're asking me that?" No wonder AskJeeves couldn't take the heat.

But if you thought you knew the depths of the nonsense that gets asked every day to our favourite search engine, think again. Using Google Autocomplete and their Keyword Planner tool, Digitalloft have put together this list of the 20 craziest questions that people ask Google each month.

Honestly, if you've ever asked some of these yourself, you need to go and have a long, hard think about your life choices thus far.

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