Wait, we know what you’re thinking. They look like the shoes your dad’s painter/decorator mate wears down to the pub, right?
Wrong. Splashing heaps of vivid colour across its classic suede Silhouette, Puma has given its rivals a right licking (of paint) with the ‘Allover Splatter’, a simplistically titled set of kicks which will make any man stand out from the crowd, for the right reasons.
Retaining a clean look with a neat white rubber midsole and untouched beige Formstripe, the speckled sneakers manage to get the balance between smart casual and smart just right, ensuring you’ll appear edgy enough without looking like you’ve just been hanging out with Neil Buchanan.
Moreover, available for a more than reasonable £65, the real stroke of genius would be buying them.