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The zombie cologne

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No zombie movie is complete without a scene where our hero has to blend in with the undead in order to prevent becoming lunch.

But while this is usually achieved by perfecting the right groan and lumbering walk, perfume company Demeter have stumbled upon a safer solution.

Demeter, the company behind the equally strange Sushi Cologne, has created 'Zombie For Him' and 'Zombie For Her' to ensure you stay well-hidden when in an undead emergency.

It's made from dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. So it's probably not a particularly versatile fragrance.

You can buy yours here.

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