Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

The sushi cologne

sushi cologne.jpg
sushi.jpg

In the list of "things you want to smell like", the odour of raw fish is probably rather low down on the list. Alongside sulphur and your dog.

But, since when has common sense stopped anyone from doing anything eh? Demeter Fragrance Library, or rather those "crazy" guys at Demeter Fragrance Library, have created a new sushi cologne for those who can't get quite enough sashimi.

They claim the spray won't make you smell like tuna but rather "just cooked sticky rice and straight from the seaside seaweed, laced with hints of ginger and lemon essences."

If you find that rubbing sushi over your body doesn't give you the required stench then you're welcome to buy a bottle here.

(Image: Shutterstock)

Related

scenthero.jpg

Smell like the city you love

Popcorn maker.jpg

The low-tech popcorn maker

Comments

More

Supermodel Paul Sculfor tells us how to be the perfect catch

Tips from a man who knows better than anyone

20 Mar 2017

Meet the judges for the 2017 ShortList Grooming Awards

We're back with the best new products for 2017

17 Mar 2017

5 of the biggest men's hair trends for 2017

You're not actually going to get a six-pack, so settle for a slick new haircut instead

by Jamie Carson
03 Jan 2017

8 express grooming treatments for the discerning yet curious man

When you want to look good but just don't have the time

by Jamie Carson
13 Dec 2016

Manscaping; what is it, how to do it and how short is TOO short

After a lifetime of assuming that all guys went au naturale, Josh Burt realised that everything he knew was wrong

by Josh Burt
13 Dec 2016

Trim your pubic hair? Science claims you’ve probably got an STD

You're 80% more likely to have a sexually transmitted disease, new research suggests

by Jamie Carson
06 Dec 2016

What to do when you’re going bald

We round up the best ways to deal with hair loss

by Jamie Carson
17 Oct 2016

New 3D printing technology could cure baldness

What a time to be alive...and bald

by Jamie Carson
10 Oct 2016

Winter's about to destroy your skin, here's how you can stop it

A guide to essential men's grooming that'll fight the cold

by Jamie Carson
04 Oct 2016

13 brilliant tattoos of Tim Burton movies

Dark Shadows not included, because that was garbage

by Jamie Carson
30 Sep 2016