We didn't want to say anything, but that farce you call a 'grooming ritual' has to stop. Stealing a smidgen of your girlfriend's moisturiser every morning post-shave just isn't working.
Luckily, one of our favourite grooming brands, Aesop, has collaborated with sartorial saviours MR PORTER to offer a much needed solution: The Dapper Gentleman kit.
Available from MR PORTER tomorrow, there are six packs containing a selection of grooming products for hair, skin and body, including the Amazing face cleanser, Moroccan Neroli Shaving Serum and Madarin Facial Hydrating Cream.
Now, you'll have to excuse us while we go weep with joy.