Russian warships passing through the English Channel, Natwest shutting down the bank accounts of a Russian TV channel, Hillary Clinton could become President, Putin being a bulldog looking sociopath...there's a load of factors that could lead to nuclear war, but we're here to tell you that you needn't worry, because there's a jacket that'll save your life.
One-off piece retailer Too Hot Limited is selling a Left Hand Thermojoint dual layer trench coat for £199 that's 80% nuclear radiation proof, that'll help you stay safe and looking fly as hell in a post-apocalyptic world.
Left Hand Thermojoint dual layer trench coat. 80% nuclear radiation proof jacket. Fits L. £199.99 inc UK P&P. Online tomorrow at midday. pic.twitter.com/aCY6UAAe6B— Too Hot (@TooHotLimited) October 20, 2016
But if you want to fight off zombies in this slick overcoat, you're going to have to be a quick clicker, as there's only one unique piece going, and it's going on sale today (21 October) at midday.
A small price to pay to keep you 80% mutant free if nuclear war does come. It's the ideal level of mutated, because it's probably just enough to give you special powers like laser vision or telekinesis, not a tail or a load of extra nipples.