No one pulled anyone at the office party in their work suit. All they got was a well deserved slap and their P45 thrown at them early the next day. If you really want to conquer party season you have to do it in style, meaning you’re going to need a few new pieces that you’ll probably stain with boiling hot mulled wine in the first ten minutes.
But don’t worry, we know that at this time of year cash is tight. You have to buy shit presents for people you hate, we completely understand, we’re all in the same boat. So here’s a few Christmas partywear suggestions that won’t break the bank, just hearts.
Best of luck, you office sex pest.