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The Whatever Watch


If you're one of those unfortunate people who finds the later you get for an appointment, the higher your stress levels (i.e. everyone who has ever existed), then perhaps this timepiece is for you.

ThE laid back watch costs £35 and allows you to tell the time, but includes the somewhat reassuring message 'Whatever, I'm late anyway' emblazoned across its face, so you can be tardy and never care.

Sure, you're more likely to lose friends, ruin relationships and possibly get fired, but that's not a problem because THE WATCH IS SO CHILLED!

Buy the watch here.



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