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Worst rapping footballers


“Liverpool FC is hard as hell / United, Tottenham, Arsen-ell/ Watch my lips, and I will spell/ 'Cause they don’t just play, but they can rap as well”. So lied John Barnes in 1988 and, regrettably for anyone with a working set of ears, footballers have been unsuccessfully attempting to rock the mic ever since.

Here’s a selection of the beautiful game’s ugliest hip hop forays…

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