1. Sockington (@sockington)
Sample Tweet: NOW WHERE DID I LEAVE MY SLEEPING SPACE can't find it OH WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT it's the entire house SILLY ME hello sleeping space FLUMP zz
Bio: Owned by tech-historian Jason Scott, the domestic cat was originally found as a stray but found massive fame on Twitter, with a spread in People Magazine. Ironic for a cat.
Tone: A bit like a tween. Plenty of caps lock. Occasionally very bad-tempered.