So we're not going to talk about the fact that the 13 year gap since the original American Pie makes us feel really damn old. We're just not.
Instead, we're going to focus on the fact that American Pie: Reunion is almost here and that deserves complete, guilt-free excitement. The original cast have returned for another chapter, bringing grown-up things like marriage and parenthood to the traditional ribald mix.
To celebrate the impending release, we've assembled a quiz to test the most devoted American Pie fans out there. That's American Pie, released in 1999. 13 years ago. Damn, we said we wouldn't.
American Pie: Reunion is released in UK cinemas on May 2nd.
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