Being clever wasn't something you shouted about as a kid. Oh, the insults still run deep to this day (shakes fist at the indignity of it all). But no more. Being clever is in, daddio. How do we know? Because we've only gone and hooked up with Mensa to devise a quiz that will sort the meatheads from the eggheads. So enough of hiding your IQ, people. Come out of the dunces' closet. Ah, that's much better.
Just in case you're stumped at the end of it all, the explanations can be found here