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Worst guard dog ever gets stolen


It's not been the best year for dogs with jobs.

First we saw a hunting dog fail to notice he was being tailed by his prey then we saw a sheepdog who was terrified of sheep and now there's this poor chump.

Rocky the Rottweiler had been given the much-lauded task of guarding a family home yet managed to fail on all levels after he was snatched by thieves. They were believed to have lifted the fence where he sleeps and stole him in the middle of the day.

Reports that the thieves were in fact a set of cats, intent on shaming dogs in full-time employment, have simply been made up by us so should probably be ignored.


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The world's worst sheepdog

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