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Why Batman Really Needs To Stop It With The Bats

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We’ve always known Bruce Wayne was a bit batty.

Not in a masked vigilante way, you understand, more in the way he spends most of his time submerged in a cave with a legion of winged disease carriers – that’s right, the one animal he apparently fears more than any other.

And sure, surrounding himself with bats might be good therapy in the long run, but what about the mess they create and poor Alfred has to clean up in the short term – not to mention far more fatal results for friends of Wayne.

Dorkly’s douchebag version of Batman is back, this time making us all think twice about the Dark Knight’s relationship with bats in this pixelated comedy short. After all, it’s not as if Peter Parker cocoons himself in a web with arachnoids.

Or maybe Batman's right. Maybe it looks cool, and maybe Alfred really should "shut his butler hole".

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