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Here's the inanimate object supergroup you never knew you needed

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Everyone has their favourite musicians, from DJs to alt-rock bands to burgeoning pop starlets. But how many of you can claim to have heard a washing machine play death metal, or some tube station barriers sing along to Blur's Song 2

Without further ado, we present the inanimate object supergroup that you didn't know was missing from your life...


Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Performed by a shovel)



The Super Mario theme (Performed by a ping pong ball)



Meshuggah - Obzen (Performed by a washing machine)



Blur - Song 2 (Performed by some tube barriers)



The Terminator theme (Performed by a machine gun)



Happy Birthday (Performed by a car engine)


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