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VIDEO: Squirrel cheats death

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In case you weren't already aware, squirrels are out of control. First they get addicted to crack, then they start gutting dogs and now they've turned to extremely dangerous stunts.

This footage shows one particularly reckless rodent who, spurred on by unseen mates (we imagine), managed to run across a racetrack as a Lamborghini passes over him.

The gang initiation was surprisingly successful, despite the car hurtling past at a speed of over 100mph.

If any squirrels are watching this, while using crack and taunting dogs, we don't recommend trying this. It's not big or clever, despite us including it on the site and urging you all to watch.

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