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Viagra coffee is your new favourite stiff drink

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There is now a coffee that will do more than just wake you up, as Stiff Bull has just released a herbal infused drink containing a natural viagra, helping you to properly rise in the morning.

The "relationship saver" coffee's ingredients include tongkat ali, maca root and guarana, natural herbs all found in Asia and South America, used for centuries as a natural rather than chemical stimulant, so don't expect this instant coffee to give you an instant erection, as it's said to build up and enhance your hormones gradually.

Company president Keith Hanson summed the drink up for the Daily Mail Online: "It's almost like a fountain of youth for sex. It increases your stamina for sex and gives you energy, not just an erection."

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Available in the US, over 200,000 men a month have ordered the stimulating beverage online, but the FDA (Food & Drug Administration) says that it could include a chemical (desmethyl carbodenafil) that dangerously lowers the heart rates of men.

The FDA said in a recent statement: 'This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs such as nitroglycerin and may lower blood pressure to dangerous levels.

So guys, sex and death or flaccid and alive? We think we know your answer...

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