Hold the phone. A Chinese farmer has dug up a turtle-shaped potato from a field near Longshan village in Yanji, northeast China's Liaoning Province.
The unusual spud has four round "feet", a chubby "body" and a sizable "head". And there are even two small pits on the head, resembling two eyes.
Farmer Ma Xiuling, 64, said the potato originally also had a tail, but it was broken when he dug it out of the ground. 'I fried it up and dunked it in ketchup' he didn't add.