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The Tube Map That Could Make You Healthier


If you ever needed motivation for leaving the network of sweaty sardine cans that is the London Underground behind, then here it is.

This excellent graphic, created by Dr Wayne Osborne, a GP for Treated.com shows you exactly how many calories you can burn by walking between Underground stations instead of being ferried around in the pipes of doom.

Yes, it might take a little longer by foot, but just remember: if you walk from Marble Arch to St Paul's, you've earnt yourself a packet of crisps. And who doesn't want crisps? Crisps are great.

Take a look at the full map below and work out what you could burn on your daily commute: then get ordering the sweets in. 

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Calorie Tube Map



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