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This Is How Much It Would Cost To Move From London To The Star Wars Universe

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Pack up your belongings, Star Wars fans! The galaxy (you know, the one that’s far, far away) is finally in reach.

In an intergalactical quest that may or may not be some clever subliminal advertising, man and van company Removals Chelsea has calculated precisely how much it’d set you back if you hired them to move you into the Death Star.

How have they done it? Well, they freely admit to using “assumptions and a great amount of nonsense” alongside the “solid facts, science, math”, but they’ll gladly give you a ride aboard their white van for the honest sum of just £55 per hour plus fuel cost.

Mind you, it will take some 25,222,389,380,530,973 hours – traffic dependant – and in the immortal (slightly paraphrased) words of Yoda: “When 9,000,000 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.”

But, before you produce your chequebook and biro, you might want to have a quick look at the bill.

“£4,584,935,576,324,419,565. Or about 164 thousand times all the money in the world.”

On second thought, perhaps we’ll just settle for watching The Force Awakens at our local Odeon come December...

Check out the breakdown below.

[Via: Behance]

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