Filling out a dating profile is terrifying business. It’s hard to condense your whole personality into a few short sentences, and it’s not like you can even be honest, anyway. Hobbies? Eating chorizo and reading Wikipedia entries in our pants for five straight hours – form an orderly queue, ladies.
That’s why Twitter funnyman Aaron Gillies (@TechnicallyRon) decided to enlist some help – from the web’s most obliging mate, Google Autocomplete.
And thanks to the search engine’s weirdly presumptuous ways, Aaron’s profile is a real emotional rollercoaster…
I used Google autocomplete to write a dating profile and it may be the best dating profile ever pic.twitter.com/DyspovLr3t— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) January 21, 2016
Sure he lives in a shed, but it's probably a £1200 p/m East London one with great transport links. He likes to party, and his body is ready - so we can't see him staying on the market for long. Go get him, girls.