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The Worst Celebrity Statues Ever

Religion may not be the force it once was in the world, but it seems we humans still like to have our idols to bow down and worship. And, of course, that naturally means creating statues of them, immortalised forever in their most glorious poses of power and poise. However, if you don't get a good sculptor, you get something else entirely, as evidenced by the recent unveiling of the monstrosity that is the statue of footballer Luis Suarez, in his hometown of Salto, Uruguay.

Brace yourselves for the 12 worst celebrity statues ever.

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