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The Ultimate Dog Fetch Fail Compilation


One of the most important things about being a dog - alongside barking and swimming in a comedic fashion - is the ability to fetch things.

Be it a stick, newspapers, slippers, or simply a treat, dogs are the ultimate furry retrieval tool. But it seems that these dogs, collected together for two glorious minutes of ineptitude, never got the memo. They are absolutely no good at fetching, catching or, sometimes, even noticing that anything is going on.

Use 120 seconds of your life wisely and watch this excellent compilation of dogs who have forgotten how to dog. 



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