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The Car To End All Cars

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Car key remote didn't work this morning. Had to put the key in the slot like some sort of god damn barbarian.

Bet that wouldn't happen if we owned this. What you see here is the ultimate car. The very best bits of the very finest cars man has ever made, removed and reformed into one vehicle. You could call it the Six Million Dollar Car, if it wasn't for the fact it would cost about double that.

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