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Falling: "Wow just wow"
With Twitter still reverberating to the sound of rape threats and the valiant fight back from the blameless women under siege, it feels slightly weird to post something about Twitter etiquette. It's a bit like being a newsreader doing an "and finally" story about otters holding hands after nuclear bombs have just detonated over Hertfordshire. But normality, if there is such a thing, will surely prevail across Twitter, and we can at some point go back to concentrating on more frivolous issues, such as thousands of people saying "wow just wow".
Wow Just Wow .....— Kit Marcus (@marcusbsk) July 30, 2013
It's a curious exclamation. If you analyse it like a mathematical equation – as I like to do with everything from roller skating to kiwi fruit – you realise that "just wow" cancels itself out. "Wow, just wow" effectively means "Wow". As soon as you've reached the "just" bit of "wow just wow", you've ruined the just-wow perfection of your original "wow". It's tautologous. It's a tautologous wow.
Wow. Just.. wow— Johann 임태훈 (@Johannnn_55) July 30, 2013
Wow. Just wow.— reshma s.k ✌✌ (@reshma1997) July 30, 2013
"Wow just wow" – which, as far as I can tell, is almost exclusively a Twitter phenomenon – is also frequently deployed in another classic Twitter construction: the retweet with added spurious commentary:
wow, just wow— jess ☪ (@Jessicaflowers_) July 30, 2013