Yes, she's called Victoria Eggs. Yes, we imagine her formative years were plagued with cruel "chicken and egg" jokes. Still, she makes a mean mitt.
"Meh, all boxer shorts are the same."
You've clearly never tried a pair with 42 per cent Modal fabric, like these Jockey trunks. Boxer brilliance.
Yep. Sea kelp. Scottish sea kelp. It does wonders for your (or your mum's) skin.
This set includes body wash (75ml), body butter (75ml), hand and nail cream (75ml) and soap (40g). Bargain.
"There's a snake in your stocking!"
Oh how he'll laugh on Christmas morn when he realises you just meant this, a vast 750ml of Cobra's best.
Socks are obligatory at Christmas, but that doesn't mean they have to be grey and itchy.
When it opened in 2009, Sipsmith was the first copper-based distillery to start up in London. Six years later and the super trendy spirits brand is still going strong, making some of the best gin around. They sustain their extraordinary quality by producing just a few hundred bottles each time. But much more important: it's what the cool people drink.
Never be struck by tangled headphone fever again. An essential item for any music lover in your life.
The US comedian looks at how technology has changed the modern dating experience, from assessing real people's flirty test conversations, to examining the rise of Tinder. A hilarious, and scientific, way to help you get a date.
Do you still have older relatives that send "letters" via the "postal service"? Then they might enjoy a "Christmas card" - a festive tradition we vaguely remember from the late nineties.
Seriously though, the Cardology cards are insanely pretty.
If you're going to go down the cliched old road of sock buying for presents, at least make sure they're something with a decent pop of colour and has foot-warming as these efforts from Urban Outfitters.
As if to invade your very thoughts, the QI elves have gone all audio, with this LP of their popular podcast, plus 52 bonus tracks, filling your mind with trivia.
These rubber-soled beauties from Muji are made with anti-microbial materials that kills bad smells, so there will be nothing to blame anything on the dog this Winter (in the foot department at least... you’re on your own with the sprouts).
If you're going to wear a Christmas jumper against your own will you might as well make it a boozy, swearful homage to the best thing to come out of Ireland since Guinness.
Christmas jumpers are so 2014, get with it with some subtle (actually not that subtle) braces this year - perfect for the festive hipster gent about town.
Excited for Star Wars? Why not prove it by wearing a branded beanie? We can't think of a better way to prove our level of anticipation than this.
Sometimes you just need a motivational slogan to get you through the day, and this one will help you look stylish as well as pepping you up.
The bible of intructional sarnie books. Functioning like a weird childrens flip book you'll be able to instantly dream up an all manner of game-changing concoctions that will fill your bell with love and, erm.. bread.
What do you buy the person that has everything? An entire world of music that's brilliantly catered to their taste. Get access to the full Apple Music library, expert recommendations, and their take on the best new music, plus unlimited skips on their radio stations.
The ultimate comeback - and you don't even need to make the effort to say it. Just point at this bad boy and you're golden. For anyone that finds Christmas a little bit too much.
There's a wealth of men's skin-care products out there - an intimidating array of bottles, creams, gels and stuff we're not really sure we understand ourselves.
The good folk of men-ü have reduced the faff by creating a "selection box" for shaving, face care and generally ensuring your skin maintains its healthy glow. Simple stuff.
Falling on the more whimsical side of the USB cup heating spectrum, this cookie makes cold tea a thing of the past keeping all liquids at a toasty 50°C.
Now all you have to worry about is it getting swiped.
With their rugged, splash-proof build and ear-hugging curves, these basic buds are designed to be chucked in a gym bag and forgotten about until your next session. No amount of contortion is going to shake them lose, a budget option, that doesn't feel cheap.
The perfect wallet for anyone with a penchant for thigh hugging slim-line trousers. Banish bulky wallet leg with a wallet you'll genuinely love and want to show off at the bar. And, at this price it's an absolute steal.
Still hovering over the sink like an amateur when straining that unwanted pan water away? With one of these marvellous pieces of kitchenware, which can be plonked on the edge of your worktop and have the funnel run all the way to the sink, you’ll wonder how you ever got by without it.
Want to subtly reinvigorate a loved ones style? Then this book by Josh Sims could be a winner. Looks ace on your coffee table, is an enjoyable read and will subliminally take any man from confused clothes wearer to catwalker.
Sleek, stylish and better than the usual white mugs that you're probably currently sipping from. For added bonus you can get one with your initials on it. Or... one that says 'T' on it and then you only drink..., yeah you get it.