Jump to Main ContentJump to Primary Navigation
Top

The new McDonald's Hamburglar will creep you out

hAM.jpg

Hide your Big Macs (and your children).

The Hamburglar is back as a fully fleshed out human being, starring in a new series of ads for McDonald’s in which he is creepy personified. When you even make Ronald McDonald look approachable, you know you've got an image problem.

Dressing like a cross between the Lone Ranger and Beetlejuice, he’s not exactly inconspicuous. Surely any 21st century incarnation of the fast food villain would surely want to keep themselves a bit more incognito? And what's the deal with wearing a tie without a shirt?

Oh, but at least he has a mobile phone: after telling viewers that he’s back on the loose to steal limited edition burgers, his wife calls and he proceeds to lie to her about being at the "party store". That’s right, he’s married, and clearly things are on the rocks between the couple given he has to lie about his whereabouts. Wouldn't she know about his activities?

Perhaps all that stands in the way of reforming from his life of crime is a good marriage counselor.

Related

mcdonalds.png

McDonald's South Korea Invents Honey Butter Fries

bbq1.jpg

Because Barbecues aren’t just about Burgers

mcdhero1.jpg

Gourmet McDonald's Meals

hero1.jpg

25 Of The World's Most Expensive Meals

shutterstock_139637489.jpg

Will Alcohol Really Ruin Your Workout?

hero3.jpg

30 Banned Album Covers

Comments

More

Artist makes a 27ft Knife Angel out of 100,000 confiscated weapons

Could this end up in Trafalgar Square?

20 Jan 2017

Finally, a Top Trumps game that shows all of Donald Trump's personas

For 1-4 Caucasian players

by Emily Badiozzaman
20 Jan 2017

Brilliant political cartoons that sum up Donald Trump's idiocy

Because sometimes you have to laugh. Right? RIGHT?

20 Jan 2017

Read Obama’s farewell letter to the American people

"You made me a better man"

by Emily Badiozzaman
20 Jan 2017

Yohji Yamamoto's new collection actually makes us want to wear a suit

We'll have one of everything, please

by Sam Diss
20 Jan 2017

This kid set a fire at anti-Trump rally; totally owned it on live TV

We want to be this kid when we grow up

by Sam Diss
20 Jan 2017

The West Wing Staff's goodbye video to Obama is truly heartbreaking

Tissues at the ready guys

by Dave Fawbert
20 Jan 2017

All the insane perks Donald Trump will get as President

Presidential seal M&Ms anyone?

by Paddy Maddison
19 Jan 2017

US comic Rob Delaney writes powerful open letter praising the NHS

From an American in Britain

by Emily Badiozzaman
19 Jan 2017

Donald Trump hits out at Tom Ford after he refuses to dress Melania

"She never asked Tom Ford, doesn't like Tom Ford, doesn't like his designs"

by Jamie Carson
19 Jan 2017