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The most inappropriate kids' toys of all time

Have you taken a wander through Toys R Us lately?

Don't bother. It's a nightmare of plastic and batteries - and a great deal less entertaining given that you won't be finding any of these items on the shelves.

From phallic disasters to eyebrow-raising names, we're baffled as to how any of these made it through early design meetings, let alone ended up in the rooms of children. These are the most inappropriate children's toys of all time.

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