Mere days after we brought you news of the world's most boring game show contestant, we've only gone and found the world's most excitable.
Speedily rattling off his friends and friendly shout-outs to host Drew Cary in the manner of a man who’s consumed way too many Skittles, Eliot Didonato was already pumped up when he stepped up to spin the titular wheel and try his luck. Then it happened.
He won big, landing right on the money. After dropping to the floor and flailing around like a fish out of water for his first celebration, he then proceeds to go one better, Twerking to the baying crowd, all rightfully lapping it up as their hero enjoys his moment.
Then it got even better. Spinning the wheel once more, he lands on a second consecutive '100', taking his total to $25,000, which, as any novice knows, gives you licence to start unleashing air punch and kicks combinations like Chuck Norris in a line-dancing contest as much as you like.
Even by American standards, this was something else.