Chest burster cat scratching post? Don't be ridiculous. Alien egg fish food? Absurd. Facehugger dog lead? That'll be £98 please.
Suitable for a small-to-medium dog (so anything on the annoying-to-sensible pet scale), the Alien Facehugger lead attaches to your loyal companion via a "comfortable" velcro strap harness. The Facehugger itself is made from a foam construction, airbrushed to perfection. The lead itself is hidden under an extended tail, which ends in a useful handhold loop.
To really distress the other dogwalkers in your local park, the Facehugger lead is best used on black or dark-toned dogs, allowing the black harness to blend in with your canine's fur.
Available from the Gothic City FX online store for the scream-inducing price of £98.04, we suspect the dog they were going to use for the demonstration photos ran away in fear. It had probably seen Alien 3.
(Images: Gothic City FX)