In space, nobody can hear you scream. Or question why Jamie Vardy’s suddenly got a twin.
This is exactly why, when British astronaut Tim Peake lands back on Earth tomorrow at approximately 10am, he’s going to need bringing right up to speed. Put simply, a lot of bizarre stuff has happened down here since our little space cadet rocketed into the galaxy six months ago.
From the death of pretty much every famous person ever, to the meteoric rise of an American mom in a Chewbacca mask, this right here is his personal shotgun guide to everything that might be causing our homecoming hero to scratch his head as he readjusts to life on Earth.
Tim, welcome back. We’ve got a lot of explaining to do…